Honolulu, Hawaii
medium haulwtf ched
Phase #1 now boarding: purely cosmetic
Travel 2.0, now with 200% more pitch-up.
Welcome to Eishy Jet, Torn City’s most prestigious fake airline. Consider destinations, pretend to book flights, admire high-resolution planes, and enjoy a journey that finally understands dramatic landing gear.
Featured routes
All fares are return in case flying gets Chedded before you lock in your trip home
Zurich, Switzerland
medium haulDRUGS
George Town, Cayman Islands
short haultrout
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Yes we stole this from the wiki. Sue me, Ched. (Please don't sue me, Ched).
| Destination | Standard time | Airstrip | WLT benefit | Business | Cost | Eishy Jet remark |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mexico | 26 min | 18 min | 13 min | 8 min | $6,500 | We heard you can fit up to 29 jaguars in your suitcase. We don't know how either. |
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| Cayman Islands | 35 min | 25 min | 18 min | 11 min | $10,000 | Trout trout trout trout trout trout trout. Trout. |
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| Canada | 41 min | 29 min | 20 min | 12 min | $9,000 | Enough time in the air to admire our patented plane tilt technology |
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| United Kingdom | 2h 39m | 1h 51m | 1h 20m | 48 min | $18,000 | Fun fact: there's not a single fun fact about this destination |
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| Japan | 3h 45m | 2h 38m | 1h 53m | 1h 8m | $32,000 | We no longer even pretend to know how xanax restocking works here |
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| South Africa | 4h 57m | 3h 28m | 2h 29m | 1h 29m | $40,000 | Long enough to regret everything. Not long enough to get hooked on a different game. |
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Our remodelled fleet
Suspiciously similar to the previous fleet, but now with more pixels (sometimes).
It was such a pain to locate and crop these images to the right dimensions that I now understand why the cosmetic stage of Travel 2.0 took eight years.
Standard Class
The classic Torn aviation experience: for brokies and people who realised the HoF in flying switched to hours in air instead of times travelled
Airstrip Class
For citizens whose property investments say "I read Baldr's Guide"
WLT Jet
Now with fewer flight delays. Probably. Is this worth $7b? Probably not. It has a cool blue outline, but Ched took away your damn champagne.
Business Class
You pay eight million dollars to end up in the same plane as the gross commercial flyers. And somehow arrive twice as fast as the back half of the plane.
Travel 2.0 status board
We keep you up-to-date because Ched doesn't want to.
Journey progress
Your plane is currently pitching up, dropping gear, and making a strong visual argument that something is happening.
Phase #1: Cosmetic changes deployed. Gameplay disruption hinted at but not yet scheduled.
Phase 1
We did a lot of cool stuff but you guys aren't technical enough to understand it.
Enjoy better cloud animations
Phase 2
Reserved space for UI elements that are definitely coming.
Phase 3
Have you noticed that Hunting 2.0, Mailbox 2.0 and Autobogie are all in recent patch notes? So did we. You can look forward to having to schedule future hunting trips by mailing an AI Bogie who will roll a D20 to decide whether you get to fly or get fedded.
Phase 6
... profit
